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Here are a couple of jokes that he told recently relating to his personal experience on leaving the United States and making aliyah to Israel.Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each. Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo? Mike Haracz, the manager of culinary innovation at Mc Donald’s, responded to the enthusiastic push to bring back the long-lost sauce.And, with a new live-action Disney remake of “Mulan” — which may or may not be a musical — looming on the horizon, some fans have much to hope for.It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers. THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS.Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.

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Here are a couple of jokes that he told recently relating to his personal experience on leaving the United States and making aliyah to Israel.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each. Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate.

I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while.

Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo?

Mike Haracz, the manager of culinary innovation at Mc Donald’s, responded to the enthusiastic push to bring back the long-lost sauce.

.75 each. Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo? Mike Haracz, the manager of culinary innovation at Mc Donald’s, responded to the enthusiastic push to bring back the long-lost sauce.And, with a new live-action Disney remake of “Mulan” — which may or may not be a musical — looming on the horizon, some fans have much to hope for.It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers. THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS.Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.

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